patent for a new invention

patent for a new invention
During today's meeting began, there was a particular tension in the air. We had invented the creatures that are in the water and air. Well, we had to invent it. As soon as we decided that we 'd have creatures for all places where there are places for them.
"Today is the big day. We end the invention of creatures. Did you get all the prototypes?"
"Yes, I did."
"Excellent. Why did you not take the lead?"
"Thank you. Will I get to the examples I mentioned in a moment, but first I would like to give you an overview of what we have in mind in Tech."
"Please, before you go."
"Thank you. As I said in the last session, we make use of the creatures we have already in the water to get to the country."
"Do you know something?"
"Of course. Since we are already in the water and creatures in the sky, guess what? Some of them have already spent some time on foot to the floor."
"How can they?"
"How else? You are walking around at the bottom of the water. Sometimes they are walking on the beach."
"Makes sense. Can you give an example?"
"Sure. Hummer."

"Yes, I can understand that."
"And remember the waterfowl? Sometimes they fly to the country."
"I suppose they would."
"But now we come to the event. We have this fish, the likes of the country, but they can not."
"Why not?"
"They have no legs."
"Oh, right. Only tails wiggle it back and forth against the water."
"True, but they have an additional ingredient, which helps them keep their balance."

"What's that?"
"Fins".
"Finn?"
"Yes. We in the terminology of" fish-missions. "Well, the fish I'm talking about keep their heads poking out of the water near the land and think, wow, what a lot of uninhabited property. It looks inviting, even because now we have land lines. "
"How did we die?"
"Remember, the plants in the water?"
"Yes."
"We have decided, some of them could wash up on the floor and begin to grow. We also plan for the water birds, some of the seeds and scraps further inland on the legs. The wind will help, too."
"How can water plants grow in the country?"
"What you think we are stupid programmed plants? They are not only perfect response from our atoms and molecules, they consist of plant cells, which know that they are in a do-or-the situation. So that they do what we call the country adopted. Excuse me, but I think the adjustment to the country. "

"They do not accept?"
"Well, whatever. Let me put it this way. They behave like orphans who want to be accepted and all the changes they need so that they are at home in the country."
"Smart. So we have facilities."
"Right. And these fishes, Longing for the country. For a long time, everything they can do is flap their fins. But more than a few eons their bodies, that the Finns have to -"
"- Legs!"
"Right. But cute, right?"
"Solid, baby."
"Thank you. They are to remind people that what we are amphibians, as in" I'm not fibbing, I have the legs and can be in the water and on land. "Eventually, some of them, as in the country as much as they decide to remain there. Since they do not have to swim, there is also the ability to lose. "
"So, now we have our first own land creatures?"
"Yes, we do."
"What happens next?" "
"" Just like a dimple. You get together to reproduce and they change over time to diversify into creatures that fits in every little corner, where they find what they need, especially food, water, and, of course, mate. "

"Can we find some examples?"
"Sure. Mind if I use outlook for the first land creatures. They are too big to be in the room."
"Why so big?"
"We can kind of figure they Tamp down the area for those who come later."
"Good idea."
"Well, this is what we have a brontosaurus."
"Wow, is that the scale?"
"Yes, but do not worry. It is a vegetarian. However, the adaptation to the soil produces a response to all forms of available food. So here we have something like Tyrannosaurus rex."
"Would you participate in the helicopter?"
"Yes. It is a meat-eater."
"Are you sure you do not exaggerate? I would not want to meet up with the guy or girl on a hike in the woods."
"Well, first I showed you the two extremes. There are all types of the same kind of creatures in between. We call the collection of dinosaurs."

"Dinosaurs?"
"Yes. It stands for" to eat. "The important point to note is the trend."
"What's that?"
"We intend, with the really big creatures, just smart enough to enjoy life the basic pleasures - such as being aware of their surroundings, in order to reach it to eat and reproduce."
"Then?"
"Over time we plan to have creatures that are smaller, but in some cases, more intelligent. Finally, we expect a type of care, even to appreciate what we have invented."
"Really? Well, that's interesting. Is there a specific way you measure the difference in intelligence between the dinosaurs and the appreciators?"
"We have a benchmark."

"May I ask what it is?"
"Yes. Enough intelligence to have fire trucks."
"Why do fire trucks?"
"Well, remember that the earth is still hot in the middle?"
"OK."
"And it is in its own way, really alive - all of these atoms and molecules vibrating and moving, and it is warm, not cold stone all the way through. So, like every living being that is constantly changing. To For example, the land under the water to spend the time being is sometimes the tops of the mountains, and the tops of the mountains to see the time is at the bottom of the water. "

"How did that happen?"
"The country is in circulation in the molten center."
"Molten"
"It's just a nice word invented Morton for" melted ". As I mentioned in an earlier meeting of the center of the agglomeration is hot enough to melt steel. In fact, it is made of steel melted."
"Heavy thought. What do you call a country that is in circulation about that?"
"Plates". "

"Plates?"
"Yes. But in no way associated with the plates. Much, much bigger. Anyway, as they move, they rub against each other, push each other, and so on, and in the process, it appears, where the water goes and crinkles that mountain. "
"Neat process. I see the whole thing now. What about the creatures, how can they ride?"
"It happens so slowly they do not even know about it, that is, until we are more intelligent beings who have a rhyme to make. But they do not experience much of a disturbance, especially when you consider the whole Gizmo turns around , circling the source of heat and light, and the way out from where they started. "
"When we have the birth of the universe?"
"Right."
"I love that phrase. It is so touching."

"Me too. I think it has to do with the word" birth. "Well, if you do not mind, I would like to return to the creatures."
"Do not let me stay."
"Thank you. Now, as part of our principle corresponding infinite variety possible, or at least, once in a while it will be too hot."
"How?"
"Oh, different ways. The molten steel under a mountain could be some pressure and blow his top."
"Do not tell me. And, the molten steel?"
"With a lot of flying stones and ash. Anyway, over time, the entire exhibition can be cool and new territories."

"Very good. Freshness property."
"Always. There is only one complication that has made us the fire truck."
"What's that?"
"Some of the plants catch fire."
"Can not you just a little water and show it off?"

"Yes, we can. Rain you remember?"
"Yes."
"If it happens, fall back, where there is a fire, they can run it from. Otherwise, we need to do something unnatural to happen. I think we decided that once we start the thing, let 'er rip."
"Right. We are quality builders. I insist that the universe we can invent on his own. If it rolls out here, it's history."
"Absolutely. No mechanic in the trunk, at least, that's the goal."
"Of course. Can we return to the fire?"

"Yes."
"What happened?"
"Normally, it is easy to burn until it is no longer in the vicinity of plants enough to set on fire."
"Sounds like a big fire. We do not want that too much. I want the beautiful living creatures have at least a whole."
"I know that you are doing, and we always keep this goal before us."
"Another thing that can cause it?"

"Yes, it is. The heat and light we have in the sky, the plants dry out, especially if the rain does not fall for a long time, so that they can catch fire on the mountain without the loss of their leader. Finally is a really great event we have established a place in the mix. "
"What's that?"
"Remember, when we decided that the dust we use to explore the communities are not all in perfect picture-planet?"
"Right. A large part of the unused stuff is still in circulation. It felt more natural, some of these and some of them."
"Exactly. Anyway, the space we work with, especially in relation to a source of heat and light and the planets that rotate around him is limited. So inevitably one of these pieces of the leftover stuff and would try , one planet to occupy the same space at the same time. "
"Uh, oh. It would mean they bang into each other."
"Seems like a cross to me unavoidable."
"That is correct. All of our models show it has a place in the mixture. Of course, once in a while, the piece remaining MATERIAL MACHINERY would quite large, so there would have an effect. It could cause a fire, too."

"I bet. Maybe even knock some of the molten material from the center of the planet, is not it?"
"Yes. Suddenly, fires, volcanoes and plants throughout the city."
"And still no fire truck?"
"Unfortunately not at this stage. But actually, the part of the plan."
"How so?"
"Well, by the time one of these huge pieces of leftover material slams into a planet, the first large creatures would have been a few eons, and we want to make room for the smaller, and in some cases, intelligent beings."
"We beat all these great beauty?"

"How can we do?"
"Well, think about it. The metropolitan area is just as great, or nothing will remain, and soon there is no room for something new."
"They have a point there. So what?"
"We went with the idea that every kind of creature would have a certain proportion of the total life of the conurbation."
"You mean, all creatures do not last as long as the soil does not absorb?"
"Right. Everyone gets a share."

"With a lot of time to do what every creature is most likely to do?"
"Exactly."
"Sounds right. Everyone knows how else to make room for new creatures?"
"What if the dinosaurs are a means of transport to another metropolitan area?"
"First we want to. And second of all, they are not smart enough to control it. I think we need to in this case unfolding in a natural or all sorts of complications start to expect."
"OK, OK. Then it's settled. After the dinosaurs have been around for a long time -" "

"- I should be generous. How about 100 million years or so?"
"We have always benevolent inclinations into account. How about 150 million years ago?"
"Done." Go on. There is a large fire. "
"And, as I said, there is no fire truck. So the fire to keep burning. The sky fills with smoke. Not enough light and heat may be about them. The planet is cold and the dinosaurs -"
"- Do not say the word. You know, my position to be."

"Right. The dinosaurs do not - whatever - they are full, or at the end of their lifespan to the specific metropolitan area."
"And all because they do not have fire engines."
"Yes. Well, if we let a planet to start from scratch and go about their life on their own, we can not very well with a big red fire trucks are sitting, and driving them to dinosaurs."
"Seems not to all as a natural progression for me."
Tom Attea, humorist and creator of NewsLaugh.com, has six shows Off-Broadway. Critics have written his "wonderfully funny," "witty," "with" "good, genuine laughs" and "great humor and ebullience. ""