how to patent your inventions

how to patent your inventions
now, the stage was. We had land, water, sky, heat and light, and our first invention, a way for the creatures, what we invent, reproduce and have a good time to do so. Well, we were prepared for the development of the real creatures inhabit the invention. Today we were scheduled to work with those in the water and air.
"I would like to thank everyone for your work so far. It is because of your commitment and contributions that we are now inventing the creatures that inhabit the universe. I understand you brought some prototypes."
"Yes, I have. I thought a few examples would be helpful."
"Excellent. Is there a special way to proceed?"
"Actually there is."
"How so?"
"From the bottom up."
"Where is the bottom?"
"Did we not say the water would go where it is low?"
"Yes, we have."
"So what could be lower than the bottom of the water?"
"Not much, at least as far as creatures are concerned."
"Good. Then let your lead and begin. What do you have?"
"In order to things, hot water."
"Way down there? I did not know the heat is a path in the sky would come that far?"
"It is not. This heat comes from way below."
"Can you elaborate?"
"Sure. If the original communities, we decided to planets take shape, they are really hot items. In fact, during the first few billion years or so, you do not want to sit on one."
"That hot, huh?"
"Enough to melt steel."
"So what happened?"
"What else? Over the millennia, they are cool, I mean, at least on the surface, or otherwise where are the creatures to be comfortable?"
"Got ya".
"I see where you go. There is still warmth in the middle, finds its way."
"Right. And, of course, leads to -"
"- Hot Water!"
"The sociability of the atoms and molecules."
"Ah, ha! So we have a hot time in the old water tonight."
"If you need to make it in this way. Anyway, the boiling water, the atoms and molecules rubbing against each other and the combination of these ways. And out of this really happened whirlpool of attraction and repulsion, we molecular pairs families, large families, etc. "
"And then?"
"Eventually, they combine into creatures that are just right for the environment."
"Do you have a name for that?"
"Yes. We call it" Survival Of The Ones fit. "
"Sounds right. Go on."
"Mind if I get into the tank?"
"Please. But I want to move through this aspect of the creatures. I look forward to the invention in the country. I understand, we plan to make some of them are intelligent enough to understand a little about what we achieve. "
"Well, not directly before. Those who are in the water and air are just as important."
"Fine. Tech Tech will. Go ahead."
"Here we have something that actually live below the bottom."
"In that?"
"What you want to waste all that room?"
"No way. I would like creatures, where they fit."
"This is the principle we are working with in the laboratory: a maximum of appropriate variety."
"My feelings exactly. What do you call this creature?"
"A sandworm. Of course there are different kinds, but let us only this group under the heading" sand worms. "
"Gotcha."
"Furthermore, we have all kinds of sand-error."
"I could have guessed. I think we can be here to see the details on these. Just stay pretty much with six legs for all those whatchamacallits?"
"" Insects. Will. Mind if some on foot and can fly? ""
"" Sounds like a good mix. What comes next? "
"Well, here we have, as you note, a prototype based on the ground without moving."
"What do you call that?"
"Actually we have two types. This green that just standing around is a typical example of what we decided to start a factory, in this case, algae. But notice this other critter that is only on the stone, it is colorful waving arms . It may look like a plant, but in fact is what we intend to an animal. "
"No kidding? Only plants I thought were just standing around?"
"That was the original concept, but we thought about it and decided, Hey, why not some creatures that are only rudimentary nature as well?"
"Seems that there is a place for these creatures. How does that function?"
"The little things wavy?"
"Yes."
"They called cilia. We talked about that when we talk about reproduction. Remember?"
"" Who could forget? I think we all enjoyed the meeting. "
"" Activates the Whole we invent. But before you go. ""
"" You may like to know that the name "cilia" is derived from the irrepressible believe that, crucial as they are, they can sometimes silly, waves away, for no apparent reason. In this case, waving them is in fact, as the creature moves food. "
"Eat?"
"As you will recall, all creatures need energy. And food is the way they want to be."
"Do you have a name for the process by which he studied and the quantities of food?"
"Yes. We call it" Natural Selection Food. "
"All right! Like it!"
"Thank you. For short, we call it" eating. "
"Understood. Please go on."
"What is the other thing on the bottom?"
"This position with the hands around on itself?"
"Yes."
"This is the middle. It can attach to something, but it can also crawl around."
"What do you call it?"
"That's what we call these mussels and clams."
"What's the diff?"
"Well, the word" Clam "refers to a defensive tactic. Reputation, if I get my finger on it. See how it clams up?"
"Neato. What about the other word?"
"This refers to the means of locomotion. Note that in this movement. Vision. It pokes out of the shell and the nature of the muscles around the track."
"Interesting concept. What is the nature of crawling around on the floor?"
"We call that a Hummer."
"Why is this so?"
"You see these sharp, two-finger hands? You use to order food lob. Ergo, lobster."
"How can something that moves slowly, that may eat?"
"The plan is to eat what is happening on the ground."
"Dead things?"
"I asked you not to use that word. Remember that everything that lives will never die. It was her life."
"How about just" does it end? "
"Whatever, as long as you do not say" die. "What an injustice to the entire process. As the creatures they live their lives. So that it is not only the. Got it?"
"Yes, boss. Sorry about that."
"Please, go on."
"OK. So this guy or Gal just crawls around on the ground and eats things that are there."
"They seem to this part of the water pretty much under control. Can we at the bottom?"
"I have a few things."
"Sounds like detailed work. Take care of them in the laboratory."
"No problem. Next we have the things you can do from the process I have in an earlier meeting with the term" float. "Everyone needs a review?"
"I think we all remember. You can continue."
"OK. All of these bright young boys and girls. They are what we as a fish."
"Fish?"
"Yes. It is a combo we have from the wish that we come with creatures, through the water very quickly, even if it is quite thick, say, in comparison to air. So" fast "and" desire "to "fish". "
"" Works for me. "
"Me, too. And the fish swim?"
"Right."
"Why just kids?"
"We are encouraged by how big a tank I could be here."
"Of course."
"We are on a whale of a demo tank."
"" Good. Look forward to your work, how they evolved. "
"" Fortunately, the major function pretty much the same way as the kids. For example, see how they are wiggling their tail back and forth? "
"Yes."
"This is the principle behind all of them, no matter how big they are."
"I remember. They push the water this way and with their tails and pushes the water back so that they are us?"
"Right on, baby! Besides, if you are to most of the largest creatures in the water."
"What happened then?"
"They move their tails up and down. We thought it was a necessary change."
"I am going to know that you talked about developing a way for the animals in the water to breathe. How'd you know?"
"Gil had an insight, so let's gills. Allow me this little Fella and show, for a moment. Excuse me, he kind of feisty. Got ya! OK, now you can find here. See these little red things behind his head. "
"Yes. Who the gills?"
"Right."
"How do they work?"
"The fish with her mouth, and these flaps to water over them, and the little red wonder NRP, the O2 and CO2 back."
"The plants in the water can not wait to breathe?"
"Exactamundo! Now I can go into detail, as long as you want me, but that's basically what happens in the water. Let me remind you about the substance from the car to them. Remember, plankton ?
"Who could forget? We know. Elemental team working with the creatures that breathe O2 and exhale CO2. It breathes in CO2 and sends O2."
"Right. A lot, because there is a lot like this."
"So let me summarize. The absolute madness begins in hot water. Then we get creatures inhabit that all possible angles, they - under the ground, on the floor above the ground, and right at the top. Am I right ?
"That about covers it. Of course, as the atoms and molecules react, they can have a number of creatures. Our thoughts are still the form, but the overall plan for a completely flexible response, which, of course, would be perfectly appropriate variety . At least, that's the plan. All the life that fits. "
"Excellent. So we have enough water creatures?"
"Almost. We still have something about the creatures that swim and fly on top of them. This is, of course, brings us into the air creatures."
"What do you call to?"
"Together, birds. These birds, we have water."
"You can actually float on water and fly into the sky? How so?"
"Let me now turn to the bird cage. Excuse. I have this cover on it to calm it. Take a look. The plan is that it is those big flat hand that waves it back and forth. In the process, they beat against the air and the air strikes back. "
"Art, like the way swimming is working?"
"Yes, just a lighter take on it."
"But how can they be up there? Looks like a pretty hefty critter just flitting around in the sky."
"That was a real brain teaser. But we finally two things. Firstly, we could air creatures hollow bones, which are much easier."
"Good idea."
"Yes, but it was not quite enough. The thick hair that has to keep them warm weighed it."
"What hair? I do not see any of the usual Art"
"I see you noticed. We have this special kind of hair that would be easier."
"Interesting. But as is so easily? The strands much thicker."
"Yes, but the biggest part is hollow."
"As the bone?"
"Right. We call them feathers."
"Feathers, as in?"
"Fly in all weather."
"Makes sense. I suppose at some point, they are tired of flying around?"
"" Yes, they do. ""
"" What are they doing at this point "."
"" Country "."
"" I know that we land. I mean, what do they do? Come onto the floor? ""
"" Or the water. Either a. Oh, I should mention, where they eat. ""
"" I assume if they do not fly around? ""
"" Not necessarily. Remember I said we had bugs in the bottom of the water. Well, we also have bugs that are almost everywhere. ""
"" Do not tell me, even in the sky? ""
"" Yes. Wherever the little Bugger to find a worthwhile niche. "
"" And the birds can catch, even if they both fly around? ""
"" Yes. The Aviation Math was a little challenging, but we were able to work, like the bird and the bug might be cut, even if the mistake was everything possible to make the connection. Of course, life is not always be that challenging. The birds and the errors will also be able to rise here and there and Chow down. "
"" Sounds reasonable. Anything else? "
Well, sometime we have creatures on the land, and we thought, wow, why are not they the creatures that are already in the water? "
"Seems the right tactic. But I think that us in the next meeting - the land creatures. Agreed?"
"Yes."
"Inspired work. Really. Let the people in tech, I commend them."
"" Thank you. I am sure that you tell us a compliment. "
"" Seems to me we now have a good handle on creatures in the water and the sky. Let's adjourn for today. Tomorrow, we'll do the land creatures. "
Well, we had the big change from the definition of the stage at the beginning of the fill. We had the water and the sky behind us, and the land creatures were close. I asked, "What could go to the country, from what we invented to get into the water and the sky? Oh, I suppose the unique attributes of life in the country would do a lot to our thinking.
Tom Attea, humorist and creator of NewsLaugh.com, has six shows Off-Broadway. Critics have written his "wonderfully funny," "witty," "with" "good, genuine laughs" and "great humor and ebullience. ""