invention patent office

invention patent office
Finally we came to the last meeting. It was time to invent details such as gravity and magnetism. Then we had one last question and answer time. I was waiting for the right moment, to my idea that each planets, the life, can read, should be combined with a manual.
"Well, what do you know? Here we are at our last meeting. How long do you think we need?"
"It should be very fast."
"Good. Did you prepare an agenda?"
"Yes, I have. I thought, we begin with gravity, magnetism to move, confirm, eat, and then a few elements of ecological diversity, which we have not discussed, like snow."
"Snow What is it?"
"Something which is raining, when it is colder. I will keep you at a later date."
"What's with the Q and A session?"
"I think we planned that for the end."
"Good. Then please, go."
"Thank you. First, let us on gravity."
"What is it?"
"Do we want everything we invent, to fly from the agglomerations and disappear into space?"
"Of course not."
"That is why we have gravity. It is this special force - force, but I know you do not believe that a large part of this word - which makes everything that is not on the earth remain."
"Sounds to me."
"We should be there too."
"Where did it come from?"
"Oh, there are a variety of sources, because we need it in the general dissemination to hold together the entire invention. But at the level of agglomeration, it is basically when the earth turns."
"Excuse me. Would not it be that in general things fly?"
"Not in this case. The way we work, the gravity is, it actually moves things in the middle of the planet."
"Do you have the math?"
"Yes. It was pretty clear."
"I think it is a case for the gravity. Suppose we go with her? You have the votes. Please, go."
"Very Good. Next, we have something like magnetism."
"The purpose, please?"
"Well, I have a small list."
"In the top row will be."
"Let me take a really convenient for you. If all goes as planned, one day we have this rather intelligent beings, in this relatively large, what we are one planet, without a clue to an end. The present invention is to them that the number from. "
"Really?"
"Yep. Of course, if they know which end is, they will also know which end."
"Cool. Go on."
"Sure Thing. Those who are interested in the technology behind it?"
"An overview will be."
"Of course. We plan to keep the upper edge of the conurbation has a magnetic charge and the bottom are the opposite."
"The usual binary stuff?"
"Right. Plus and minus, right, left, male, female. So pretty soon after we are creatures, intelligent enough to maintain the end, they will learn that if they are a small piece of metal on a tiny Axel is from the top or bottom of the agglomeration, depending on the charge that it's time. "
"It moves?"
"Over time it may be, yes. But we think, the beginning of the small piece of metal should show well."
"Would you please magnetism much or just convenience?"
"If I were an animal, I think it is absolutely necessary."
"All right, granted. Magnetism is. What else?"

"Food."
"Why eat? I thought that we are already at an earlier meeting."
"Let me my notes, boss."
"It is not necessary. We have. I just want to verify what we decided, and make sure that we all agree. I do not want everyone to hear," Why did not you say? "Things, if the universe is actually up and running. "
"Go ahead."
"We know that the creatures need energy and food is the way to get it. So let us in our decisions. We can either have them shipped or in any planet can be his own."
"After the delivery in the view, kind of artificial to me. Every day, this train of food comes from nothing."
"It would be strange, especially that we have for the universe to function in a very natural way."
"I am against the food shipments. I insist that the entire invention themselves."
"You're sure?"
"Of course. It seems like a perfect for me."
"I agree."
"Oh, me too. But that's only a choice."
"What's that?"
"They eat each other."
"The creatures?"
"Yes."
"How happy can they?"
"Well, it depends on how you look at it. If everything you see is part of the image, it may not seem like such an idea. On the other hand, if you see that the creatures have their own lives, but they also contribute to the support of the other creatures, it starts, it makes sense. "
"I see, everything has a dual role."
"Yes. What do you think?"
"Sounds feasible. But will they have the choice of what they eat?"
"They will be wiser."
"And?"
"I think we are that they should be free to their own thoughts. This is one of the reasons for which they are smart, eh?"
"Yes, it is."
"What will be their choice?"
"Well, they may decide to eat plants and animals or even plants. I do not think that many of them decide to eat only animals."
"Why not?"
"We are just that until the election of simple creatures. The Smart will be aware that a well-rounded diet is much better."
"What happens if the intelligent are not like the idea of other animals to eat?"

"They were from plants."
"What is the simplification of the creatures? Have they ever eat more intelligent?"
"There could be opportunities. We have faith in the intelligent are to be considered."
"OK. I've heard enough about the food. I am for self-sustaining institution. All in favor? Excellent. I think you have another topic on?"
"Yes. Rain."
"We already have that."
"Yes, we have. But just as rain."
"What else is there?"
"I want to talk about some interesting concepts we have about how it is changing."
"Transform yourself, why should they do?"
"We figure is heat sensitive."
"Hmm, go on."
"If it gets hot, it can float as something we are called steam."
"Steam?"
"Yes. We come from the idea of a stream. Just delete" tr ", because we thought the idea of transformation is clear without it."
"It works for me. Anything else?"
"Yes, Sir. If the temperature is colder."
"Of course. Up, Down, hotter, colder."
"Of course, two is one of your favorite numbers."
"Yes, I love what you can do with it. It is so limited, but as soon as one to two, wow, the possibilities really exciting."
"Next."
"Right. When it is a little colder, it could be something that we call frost."
"What?"
"Kind of a cold coating."
"That's it for rain?"
"No, no. Two more things."
"Hey, this stuff is really very versatile."
"Yes, it is. And fun to work with, as if the sky is even colder."
"What happened then?"
"We get something that I mentioned before: snow."
"Yes?"
"Now, instead of clear water as the rain comes, as these really cool white flakes."
"Hey, that sounds like fun."

"What happens when the frost period flakes on the ground?"
"Sometimes pile up."
"And?"
"The ground can get what we call slippery."
"Is this a problem?"
"It can. The things, you can around and bang into each other. Creatures can slip."
"Uh-oh. I do not know if I like that."
"But it can also be a pack of fun. Creatures young and old, and slide it on. The bottom line, as I see it as part of the ecological diversity."
"You are quite right to see, know that all things come."
"Yes, but water is heavy. Will not the white things hurt the creatures when they land?"
"Not the way we plan them. The flakes are actually quite easy. This is the reason why we have flakes."
"How did you hear about this concept?"
"We have a" floating "and" lakes.''
"Oh, I see. How floating lakes?"
"Right."
"A lot of water, but light enough to float to the bottom?"
"Exactly."
"Not bad."
"What is the long-term implications. I do not want the country, with her forever."
"Do not worry. As soon as the weather warms, it becomes water again."
"Good. Everything else for rain?"
"Just one more thing. We will be displayed when the temperature even lower, it could translate into something hard like a stone."
"Why?"
"For several reasons. First, the rain that's already on the ground and water. The hard things that we, given the working name of ice could form a layer on the water so no matter how cold the sky, the creatures actually for the warmer .
"I might know that we do not want the water creatures to cold."
"Above all, not frozen. It would be stiff and that would mean they could not swim."
"Nice. I like ice."
"And this one. It will be slippery, as the snow. So the creatures could have fun with her."
Sliding around on it? "
"Yes. But we have one word for it that just seems to sound colder than spinning."

"What?"
"Skating".
"Ice skating?"
"Yes. You should try it."
"Whatever. They are people with a whole lot of fun in the lab."
"Anything else?"
"Ice in the sky."
"In the sky? I do not know about it."
"Can you clarify?"
"Sure. When the sky is cold, the rain could fall as ice pellets."
"Ice-cream scoops? Why do that?"
"Well, if we really everything that happens in a very natural way, and we agree that when the time really cold, the water becomes ice, if the water happens to fall from the sky if it is really cold, it should be able to come as ice. "
"Can you assure me, just one thing?"
"What?"
"I need to call the relatively small ice balls. I do not want any big round things hammering the creatures."
"Let me make a note of it. I'm sure we can control."
"Anything else?"
"No, sir. This is really for inventions."
"OK, great. Inspired work, really. Congratulations."
"Thanks."
"Can we have a hand for the whole team in the Tech?"
"Stop, you're embarrassing me."
"OK, then. What you are saying that we in the Q & A session? Question someone?"
"Yes, indeed, I have a. I can understand how the simpler creatures happy. They are not only the basic things think, without too much about life in general. My concern is the more intelligent beings. We have decided that it will smart enough to think about itself, is not it? "
"That's the plan."
"Here is the question. Will be in a position to do that they are happier? I mean, if not, why?"
"Well, I think that depends on the creature, which makes the Think."
"In what way?"
"Others will also have different opinions."

"Are you saying some of them could not be happier?"
"I say, if they are free to be as we agree, they should be, yes, some of them are less than funny."
"I'm not sure I like that."
"Well, in a position to decide, is consistent with our diversity principle. True, when we look at it, we should apply some of them really to be happy and others very unhappy."
"It seems that way to me."
"I have a basic question. If all these processes in them just to make them alive, how will they have time on something, but the processes?"
"Oh, no problem. We plan to bring all these functions on autopilot."
Tom Attea, humorist and creator of NewsLaugh.com, has six shows Off-Broadway. Critics have written his "wonderfully funny," "witty," "with" "good, genuine laughs" and "great humor and ebullience. ""